Click on the photo for more of Olga Kurylenko in Complex

The guys at Complex are such geniuses.  Of course, asking Olga Kurylenko to look sexy is like asking me to eat a bag of mini Snickers.  It just comes naturally.   Whatever.  I didn’t even write that last sentence but Olga is still hot.

The Roundup

Mya Harrison in a bikini is a good thing – [Donchavez]
Suzanne O’Bryde looks pretty good in the nude – [Attugirls]
A group of amateurs you don’t want to miss – [Funtasticus]
An excellent round of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Yurizan Beltran gives a lap dance – [Boobieblog]
Tara Reid’s amazing deflated ass pics – [Drunkenstepfather]
Click a chick is an internet phenomenon – [Busted Coverage]

Good God how jealous must the girl on the left be?  I mean yeah she can get mondo boobie girl’s scraps that night but she has to go home knowing that she just can’t compete, ever.  Personally I don’t think I could be friends with someone who has that much of a leg up on the competition than me.  It’s just heart breaking.

But thankfully there are girls out there who so willfully volunteer access to that black line between their breasts.  And good for them!  If I had that kind of a rack I’d be parading it around all over town.  Well actually I might just spend hours fondling myself but whatever.  To each their own.

Enjoy these amateurs showing off the goods….

“I am a professional model and actress currently living in Orlando, Florida.  I am in the process of expanding my portfolio and I am interested in doing so through the connections I make.”

This is what it says on Shanna Marie McLaughlin’s model profile.   What you can’t see is a really really ugly picture of her and how I’m dumbfounded at how hot she looks now.  What a great piece of work her plastic surgeon did on her.

And as such she’s now the current Playmate of the month.  Way to go Shanna!

Honestly I had never heard of Alicia Duvall before today but apparently she’s some British glamour model.  Big surprise.  She has huge tits, parades around playing volleyball on the beach, and has big tits.  Yay!

Just what we need.  Another big busty brit.  Actually if the entire female population of the world were replace by these women I would be one happy man.

Click on the photo for more hump day hotties

Want to know why I would have sex with the one in the green?  Because screw her that’s why.  Even being the worst one in this group something tells me she really cares about her blow jobs.  I could just tell.  It’s a gift.

The Roundup

Another fine edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Bree Daniels fits into the “cute girl” role well – [The Beer Goggler]
Adriana Lima swimsuit pics – [Don Chavez]
Click a picture, get yourself a hot chick – [Busted Coverage]
Busty Miss July Shanna Marie McLaughlin – [Boobie Blog]
Just look at the title of this website – [Bestbosoms]
Mega Gallery of phenom Diora Baird and her bod – [Nextround]
The 100 hottest women from New Jersey – [Brobible]

I can’t even begin to discuss how illegally hot Rhian Sugden is.  Seriously it’s not even close to being fair.   I don’t even like blonds!  Seriously, I don’t.  But Rhian?  Not only would I make an exception but if she told me to literally eat feces off of a 600 lb man after he ran a mile I would easily do it just to go down on her.

Yup,  I’d do it….

Ah yes.  Social Networking.  Um, what is that again?  I thought it was when you like, you know, connect with people you know (or don’t know) across the internet.  Isn’t it like when you share interesting info and connect with others about interesting subjects?

Actually, no.  It’s really not about that at all.  It’s really about a blatant forum to show off sexy pictures of your cleavage to the public.  I mean come on.  How in the hell else do pictures like these come out?  Let’s get real here people.

Social media = drunk chicks tits….