It’s been a long and windy road with me and Keeley Hazell.   I knew this chick before she was famous.  I knew this chick before the sex tape.  I knew her when she wasn’t even known by anyone.

And what do I get for this knowledge?  Um.  Just writing that I still love her and that she has possibly the best tits in the history of the world.

Thanks Keeley!

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