It’s been a long and windy road with me and Keeley Hazell.   I knew this chick before she was famous.  I knew this chick before the sex tape.  I knew her when she wasn’t even known by anyone.

And what do I get for this knowledge?  Um.  Just writing that I still love her and that she has possibly the best tits in the history of the world.

Thanks Keeley!

Click on the photo for a bevvy of sexy memories

If there’s one thing I would like to do (other than have sex with these gals) it would be to be the guy behind the camera.  Can you imagine going back in time and having a lovely time with these ladies.

The Roundup

Playboy pics from Amber Elise – [Attugirls]
Another fine edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Patrice Hollis has got some cans – [The Smoking Jacket]
Katie Cleary poses in a bikini – [Don Chavez]
Lorrna Morgan and Gianna Michaels undress – [Boobieblog]
Ashlyn Letizzia is ridiculously hot – [Morazzia]
It’s your daily piece of ass! – [Dailypoa]

There’s something exhilarating about knowing a female could entirely own you if she wanted to.  I mean granted when she’s carrying a gun she would own most anyone who wasn’t packing.  Oh I’m packing.  Ba dum ching!

God my humor is amazing.  Nevertheless, here are some tough broads for ya.

Check out some more Action Girls if you dare.

This is one of my favorite pictures of all time.  On the left you have Sammie Pennington and on the right you have Rhian Sugden.  In the middle you must have some kind of butch lesbian who thinks she’s in heaven.

Honestly it doesn’t get much better than Britain when it comes to boobalas.   Seriously man.  Oh an by the way would you look at the underwear?  How is that possible?  The shave/wax job is flawless.  I’m still convinced most of these girls are robots.

Dare I say it’s a little bit “cleaner” than mud wrestling?  Plus it’s a hell of a lot sweeter.  Ba dum ching!  Personally I don’t care what chicks wrestle in as long as there’s a lubricating feel to the whole thing.  That and a bunch of nipple slips.  Good God what is it about chicks wrestling other chicks that makes us dudes excited?

While I try and figure that out I’m gonna be trolling some dating sites looking for a few candidates worthy of my own jell-o.

J-E-L-L-O!  Now I’m making you think of Bill Cosby.  Sorry…..

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Wouldn’t you like to spend the night with these ladies?  The amazing thing is that there’s a dude out there way less good looking than you who also has no money, no job, and no prospects having sex with chicks like this as we speak.  Kind of makes you nauseous doesn’t it?

The Roundup

Lindsey Strutt strips out of her bikini – [NSFW Poa]
These girls get wild, and it’s awesome for all of us – [Funtasticus]
Olivia Munn’s ass shots from Comic Con – [Don Chavez]
Kanye West’s new girl has got some bombs – [The Smoking Jacket]
Emma Blocksage is one hot English model  – [Nextround]
Anything with Denise Milani works for me, and then some – [Brobible]
Nikki Benz plays the sexy teacher well – [The Beer Goggler]
September Carrino takes off the purple panties – [Boobie Blog]

You can learn a lot about a person by their Myspace page.  Let’s take Crystal Enloe for example.  She clearly knows how to get around the modeling circuit.  I’m seeing Playboy, Hooters, Maxim, and a whole host of other events that she was looking quite stellar at.

And then again you have her pictured with former NBA player John Sally.  What does that mean exactly?   Absolutely nothing.  Well alrighty then!  I have zero else to say.

Though I wonder if I could pick up a chick like her if I really put in the time.  Maybe I don’t want to put in the time at all.