I used to debate the battle in my head.  I used to ponder it relentlessly.  But now?  Now I think Rosie Jones is my clear skinny girl with huge cans number 1.  Who used to hold the crown?  It was Keeley Hazell.  And let’s not forget that Lucy Pinder is my all time favorite but she’s not that skinny.

Plus the fact that Rosie is only 20 years old?  I mean life can’t be this unfair can it?  I don’t know man.  Perhaps it can.

Who knows though.  Maybe I can meet a Rosie Jones if I tried hard enough.

Props.  Who cares?  Seriously.  Who in the hell gives a shit about a prop?  I tell you who.  All those perverts out there who you can make a ton of money off of.    Seems that today there’s a genre for just about every damned thing in the world.  So why not have girls carrying guns?  It’s just wonderful.

Hell most of the girls you’ll see below could shoot me in the foot and I wouldn’t care.  Like at all.

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Not sure what Natalia Salloum ethnicity is but it is certainly working for her isn’t it?  I would like to work for her.  I’d like to work in every single way possible.  Actually it just means I want to go down on her.  Thanks.

The Roundup

Like I could ever get tired of Lucy Pinder – [NSFWPoa]
Kelly Carrington is in chains – [Attugirls]
Awesome edition of backshift babes for your pleasure – [DJ Mick]
Victoria Beckham posing in Vogue – [Don Chavez]
Another fine episode of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Anna Lovato looks great in jeans (and no shirt) – [Babescabinet]
In case you missed the wild girls of Friday – [Funtasticus]
A gigantic set of beach boobs – [Boobieblog]

She goes by the name of Sindi Bee and honestly I don’t give a shit what nick name she has.  When you have that kind of depth in your breasty region then that’s a cause for major concern.  It makes me happy to know there are women like this out there.

And yet again it makes me very upset.  You see I’m married.   That’s right.  Married.  I just went to Macy’s yesterday to see if I could get cash back on something I bought a year ago.

Now I’m looking at Sindi Bee.  You see the problems this causes?  I think you do.

And by party girls I mean the types of chick that you could actually be flirting with and possibly be banging if you had the sack.  These are the kinds of females you might have actually been able to get in college.  Only now you are just realizing it.

At the same time some of these girls are the types that look amazing but after five minutes of spending time with them you realize you might actually want to kill them.  I think either way I’d in fact kill myself just to get close to these ladies.

Or perhaps I’d just want to have a FLING with them.  Ba dum ching!

Look at this woman’s face.  If there was ever an instance where I would just either shoot blanks or just be a completely blank soul than Kristy Ann would be the female to do it to me.  I mean come on!

Her body isn’t even real.  And I’m not just referring to the silicone or saline or whatever other miracle man made ingredients are in there.  I’m referring to the fantasy aspect of it all.

I mean could you ever go to Bed Bath and Beyond with this chick?

Not sure if I’d have the strength to be with an Action Girl