Click on the photo to see Jelena Jensen in a tight top (and less)

I think it’s pretty safe to say that I’d go out on a date with Jelena.  Whether she’d go with me is the true question of the hour.  Would be very hard to have a reasonable conversation with her without staring at her tits the whole time.

The Roundup

Kristin Cavallari is in her underwear – [Attugirls]
Brianna Frost in a sexy tease video for your review – [Don Chavez]
Giulia Olivetti looks great in a bikini – [DJ Mick]
Leia Freitas naked for  H Extremo – [NSFW POA]
Victoria’s Secret offers NFL apparel – [Ted Williams Head]
Judita is in the top 2% of hottest girls in the country – [Bugehoobs]
Dealing with all of the hump day hotties – [Funtasticus]

Why of course this makes me happy!  Because if there weren’t females willing to volunteer their breasts for services like these then I’m not sure where we’d be in this world.  Probably in a place where there’d be a lot more sexual frustration.

Not that I’m not completely frustrated now.  Remember, I’m married and my wife hasn’t got a clue about this site.  Ain’t life grand?

Perhaps you can find girls like this at FLING, you never know

Click on the photo for more of Kirsty Gallacher

This chick used to be a sports reporter.  Would be nice if all sports reporters looked like Kirsty.  Now she just looks like a MILF.   There’s certainly nothing wrong with that either.  Man I would love to bang a hot 60-year-old.  Yes, 60.

The Roundup

The very chesty Aimee Kamp – [Bugehoobs]
Model Lara Stone poses in Playboy France – [NSFW POA]
Sophie Turner wants (and deserves) more attention – [Don Chavez]
Another fine episode of hotties in the wild – [Double Viking]
A nice mixed bag of breasty girls – [Funtasticus]
Click the picture, make your selection of a babe – [Bustedcoverage]
A gigantic set of boobs for the beach – [Boobieblog]
Wow, get a glimpse of Molina Rojel, WOW – [Sublime Blog]

Props.  Who cares?  Seriously.  Who in the hell gives a shit about a prop?  I tell you who.  All those perverts out there who you can make a ton of money off of.    Seems that today there’s a genre for just about every damned thing in the world.  So why not have girls carrying guns?  It’s just wonderful.

Hell most of the girls you’ll see below could shoot me in the foot and I wouldn’t care.  Like at all.

Click on the photo for more of Natalia Salloum

Not sure what Natalia Salloum ethnicity is but it is certainly working for her isn’t it?  I would like to work for her.  I’d like to work in every single way possible.  Actually it just means I want to go down on her.  Thanks.

The Roundup

Like I could ever get tired of Lucy Pinder – [NSFWPoa]
Kelly Carrington is in chains – [Attugirls]
Awesome edition of backshift babes for your pleasure – [DJ Mick]
Victoria Beckham posing in Vogue – [Don Chavez]
Another fine episode of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Anna Lovato looks great in jeans (and no shirt) – [Babescabinet]
In case you missed the wild girls of Friday – [Funtasticus]
A gigantic set of beach boobs – [Boobieblog]

And by party girls I mean the types of chick that you could actually be flirting with and possibly be banging if you had the sack.  These are the kinds of females you might have actually been able to get in college.  Only now you are just realizing it.

At the same time some of these girls are the types that look amazing but after five minutes of spending time with them you realize you might actually want to kill them.  I think either way I’d in fact kill myself just to get close to these ladies.

Or perhaps I’d just want to have a FLING with them.  Ba dum ching!

Click on the photo for more of Olga Kurylenko in Complex

The guys at Complex are such geniuses.  Of course, asking Olga Kurylenko to look sexy is like asking me to eat a bag of mini Snickers.  It just comes naturally.   Whatever.  I didn’t even write that last sentence but Olga is still hot.

The Roundup

Mya Harrison in a bikini is a good thing – [Donchavez]
Suzanne O’Bryde looks pretty good in the nude – [Attugirls]
A group of amateurs you don’t want to miss – [Funtasticus]
An excellent round of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Yurizan Beltran gives a lap dance – [Boobieblog]
Tara Reid’s amazing deflated ass pics – [Drunkenstepfather]
Click a chick is an internet phenomenon – [Busted Coverage]