Good God how jealous must the girl on the left be?  I mean yeah she can get mondo boobie girl’s scraps that night but she has to go home knowing that she just can’t compete, ever.  Personally I don’t think I could be friends with someone who has that much of a leg up on the competition than me.  It’s just heart breaking.

But thankfully there are girls out there who so willfully volunteer access to that black line between their breasts.  And good for them!  If I had that kind of a rack I’d be parading it around all over town.  Well actually I might just spend hours fondling myself but whatever.  To each their own.

Enjoy these amateurs showing off the goods….

Click on the photo for more hump day hotties

Want to know why I would have sex with the one in the green?  Because screw her that’s why.  Even being the worst one in this group something tells me she really cares about her blow jobs.  I could just tell.  It’s a gift.

The Roundup

Another fine edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Bree Daniels fits into the “cute girl” role well – [The Beer Goggler]
Adriana Lima swimsuit pics – [Don Chavez]
Click a picture, get yourself a hot chick – [Busted Coverage]
Busty Miss July Shanna Marie McLaughlin – [Boobie Blog]
Just look at the title of this website – [Bestbosoms]
Mega Gallery of phenom Diora Baird and her bod – [Nextround]
The 100 hottest women from New Jersey – [Brobible]

Ah yes.  Social Networking.  Um, what is that again?  I thought it was when you like, you know, connect with people you know (or don’t know) across the internet.  Isn’t it like when you share interesting info and connect with others about interesting subjects?

Actually, no.  It’s really not about that at all.  It’s really about a blatant forum to show off sexy pictures of your cleavage to the public.  I mean come on.  How in the hell else do pictures like these come out?  Let’s get real here people.

Social media = drunk chicks tits….

Click on the photo for a bevvy of sexy memories

If there’s one thing I would like to do (other than have sex with these gals) it would be to be the guy behind the camera.  Can you imagine going back in time and having a lovely time with these ladies.

The Roundup

Playboy pics from Amber Elise – [Attugirls]
Another fine edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Patrice Hollis has got some cans – [The Smoking Jacket]
Katie Cleary poses in a bikini – [Don Chavez]
Lorrna Morgan and Gianna Michaels undress – [Boobieblog]
Ashlyn Letizzia is ridiculously hot – [Morazzia]
It’s your daily piece of ass! – [Dailypoa]

There’s something exhilarating about knowing a female could entirely own you if she wanted to.  I mean granted when she’s carrying a gun she would own most anyone who wasn’t packing.  Oh I’m packing.  Ba dum ching!

God my humor is amazing.  Nevertheless, here are some tough broads for ya.

Check out some more Action Girls if you dare.

Dare I say it’s a little bit “cleaner” than mud wrestling?  Plus it’s a hell of a lot sweeter.  Ba dum ching!  Personally I don’t care what chicks wrestle in as long as there’s a lubricating feel to the whole thing.  That and a bunch of nipple slips.  Good God what is it about chicks wrestling other chicks that makes us dudes excited?

While I try and figure that out I’m gonna be trolling some dating sites looking for a few candidates worthy of my own jell-o.

J-E-L-L-O!  Now I’m making you think of Bill Cosby.  Sorry…..

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Wouldn’t you like to spend the night with these ladies?  The amazing thing is that there’s a dude out there way less good looking than you who also has no money, no job, and no prospects having sex with chicks like this as we speak.  Kind of makes you nauseous doesn’t it?

The Roundup

Lindsey Strutt strips out of her bikini – [NSFW Poa]
These girls get wild, and it’s awesome for all of us – [Funtasticus]
Olivia Munn’s ass shots from Comic Con – [Don Chavez]
Kanye West’s new girl has got some bombs – [The Smoking Jacket]
Emma Blocksage is one hot English model  – [Nextround]
Anything with Denise Milani works for me, and then some – [Brobible]
Nikki Benz plays the sexy teacher well – [The Beer Goggler]
September Carrino takes off the purple panties – [Boobie Blog]