It’s been a long and windy road with me and Keeley Hazell.   I knew this chick before she was famous.  I knew this chick before the sex tape.  I knew her when she wasn’t even known by anyone.

And what do I get for this knowledge?  Um.  Just writing that I still love her and that she has possibly the best tits in the history of the world.

Thanks Keeley!

Click on the photo for a bevvy of sexy memories

If there’s one thing I would like to do (other than have sex with these gals) it would be to be the guy behind the camera.  Can you imagine going back in time and having a lovely time with these ladies.

The Roundup

Playboy pics from Amber Elise – [Attugirls]
Another fine edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Patrice Hollis has got some cans – [The Smoking Jacket]
Katie Cleary poses in a bikini – [Don Chavez]
Lorrna Morgan and Gianna Michaels undress – [Boobieblog]
Ashlyn Letizzia is ridiculously hot – [Morazzia]
It’s your daily piece of ass! – [Dailypoa]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Wouldn’t you like to spend the night with these ladies?  The amazing thing is that there’s a dude out there way less good looking than you who also has no money, no job, and no prospects having sex with chicks like this as we speak.  Kind of makes you nauseous doesn’t it?

The Roundup

Lindsey Strutt strips out of her bikini – [NSFW Poa]
These girls get wild, and it’s awesome for all of us – [Funtasticus]
Olivia Munn’s ass shots from Comic Con – [Don Chavez]
Kanye West’s new girl has got some bombs – [The Smoking Jacket]
Emma Blocksage is one hot English model  – [Nextround]
Anything with Denise Milani works for me, and then some – [Brobible]
Nikki Benz plays the sexy teacher well – [The Beer Goggler]
September Carrino takes off the purple panties – [Boobie Blog]

Click on the photo for more of Ali Heighway

This bombshell hails all the way from New South Wales.  Still new to modeling, Ali looks forward to a long career of making guys gush over her. Not that way….er….right?  Actually yeah, that exact way way way way……argh.

The Roundup

Jenni Gregg decided to take a shower – [NS4W]
Take a peak at Tila Tequila’s panties – [Taxidrivermovie]
The naked chick twitter post of the day – [Bustedcoverage]
Latest edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
In case you missed the tonguing girls of Friday – [Funtasticus]
50 Fap Worthy pictures…any questions? – [Cavemancircus]
The sexy women of Mad Men – [The Smoking Jacket]
Padma Lakshmi’s cleavage is screaming at us – [Boobieblog]
Paris Hilton of course parties topless – [Don Chavez]

Click on the photo for more of Heather Rae Young

Looks like Playboy has found another gem in Heather Rae Young.  And it looks like I found another excuse to jerk off.  Yippee!  Two winners and zero losers.   Actually I’m the loser because I wind up alone.  Oh well.  Poo poo on me.

The Roundup

Another fine edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Mariah Carey actually used to be hot – [Don Chavez]
Busty and masked babe Sabrina Maree – [Boobieblog]
In case you missed the wonderful tatas of Thursday – [Funtasticus]
The ten hottest cougars in finance – [Brobible]
Sammie Pennington is wearing some hot lingerie – [Attugirls]
Peta Todd is someone I need to have sex with – [LAX Time]
This is where you can find some busty chicks – [Ehowa]
Victoria Summers cans in a bikini – [Prime Curves]

Click on the photo for more of Ashley and Jessica Hart

Meet Ashley Hart and Jessica Hart, two models that I’ve never heard of until today.  And until today I didn’t know that two lovely sisters could be so happy frolicking together in bikinis.  I can only assume they have nude slumber parties as well.

The Roundup

Joanna Krupa hits the beach – [HQ-Celebrity]
Jojo is getting older and with much more cleavage – [Celebrity Odor]
Eva Wyrwal is naked as usual but with a flower – [Boobie Blog]
What do ya know?  A Paris Hilton upskirt – [Taxidrivermovie]
This chick knows how to wear a hand bra – [Bustedcoverage]
Dalene is the reason I would kill myself – [Girls of Desire]
Petite sensual girl Sophie takes it off – [Babesmachine]
The World’s hottest calendar model – [Heyman Hustle]

Clearly Jennifer Tilly is the smartest poker player alive.  She may have voice like a complete moron but she’s got two friends that always have their eyes on you.  Problem is, while you should be playing the game, your eyes will always be on them!

Must be fun to have those funbags.  God I wanna eat ‘em.