Click on the photo to see Jelena Jensen in a tight top (and less)

I think it’s pretty safe to say that I’d go out on a date with Jelena.  Whether she’d go with me is the true question of the hour.  Would be very hard to have a reasonable conversation with her without staring at her tits the whole time.

The Roundup

Kristin Cavallari is in her underwear – [Attugirls]
Brianna Frost in a sexy tease video for your review – [Don Chavez]
Giulia Olivetti looks great in a bikini – [DJ Mick]
Leia Freitas naked for  H Extremo – [NSFW POA]
Victoria’s Secret offers NFL apparel – [Ted Williams Head]
Judita is in the top 2% of hottest girls in the country – [Bugehoobs]
Dealing with all of the hump day hotties – [Funtasticus]

Click on the photo for more of Kirsty Gallacher

This chick used to be a sports reporter.  Would be nice if all sports reporters looked like Kirsty.  Now she just looks like a MILF.   There’s certainly nothing wrong with that either.  Man I would love to bang a hot 60-year-old.  Yes, 60.

The Roundup

The very chesty Aimee Kamp – [Bugehoobs]
Model Lara Stone poses in Playboy France – [NSFW POA]
Sophie Turner wants (and deserves) more attention – [Don Chavez]
Another fine episode of hotties in the wild – [Double Viking]
A nice mixed bag of breasty girls – [Funtasticus]
Click the picture, make your selection of a babe – [Bustedcoverage]
A gigantic set of boobs for the beach – [Boobieblog]
Wow, get a glimpse of Molina Rojel, WOW – [Sublime Blog]

If there’s one reason to move to Poland it’s to find chicks like Iga Wyrwal.  I mean are you kidding me with this broad?  Honestly I think that you have to be.  To have breasts like that (natural mind you) should be a crime.

I’m guessing those kinds of cans have causes way more crimes and accidents on the road than the lowest scum of the earth human beings.

Good God….

Honestly how badly does that guy need to be me?  Talk about Pipes.  Good Lord.   Yeah they might sag a bit when her shirt is off but when Penelope Piper is smushing them together it’s a glorious day.

Oh that and the fact that she can take like 8 guys at a time.  I thoroughly enjoy that.

I used to debate the battle in my head.  I used to ponder it relentlessly.  But now?  Now I think Rosie Jones is my clear skinny girl with huge cans number 1.  Who used to hold the crown?  It was Keeley Hazell.  And let’s not forget that Lucy Pinder is my all time favorite but she’s not that skinny.

Plus the fact that Rosie is only 20 years old?  I mean life can’t be this unfair can it?  I don’t know man.  Perhaps it can.

Who knows though.  Maybe I can meet a Rosie Jones if I tried hard enough.

Click on the photo for more of Natalia Salloum

Not sure what Natalia Salloum ethnicity is but it is certainly working for her isn’t it?  I would like to work for her.  I’d like to work in every single way possible.  Actually it just means I want to go down on her.  Thanks.

The Roundup

Like I could ever get tired of Lucy Pinder – [NSFWPoa]
Kelly Carrington is in chains – [Attugirls]
Awesome edition of backshift babes for your pleasure – [DJ Mick]
Victoria Beckham posing in Vogue – [Don Chavez]
Another fine episode of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Anna Lovato looks great in jeans (and no shirt) – [Babescabinet]
In case you missed the wild girls of Friday – [Funtasticus]
A gigantic set of beach boobs – [Boobieblog]

She goes by the name of Sindi Bee and honestly I don’t give a shit what nick name she has.  When you have that kind of depth in your breasty region then that’s a cause for major concern.  It makes me happy to know there are women like this out there.

And yet again it makes me very upset.  You see I’m married.   That’s right.  Married.  I just went to Macy’s yesterday to see if I could get cash back on something I bought a year ago.

Now I’m looking at Sindi Bee.  You see the problems this causes?  I think you do.