Look at this woman’s face.  If there was ever an instance where I would just either shoot blanks or just be a completely blank soul than Kristy Ann would be the female to do it to me.  I mean come on!

Her body isn’t even real.  And I’m not just referring to the silicone or saline or whatever other miracle man made ingredients are in there.  I’m referring to the fantasy aspect of it all.

I mean could you ever go to Bed Bath and Beyond with this chick?

Not sure if I’d have the strength to be with an Action Girl

Click on the photo for more of Olga Kurylenko in Complex

The guys at Complex are such geniuses.  Of course, asking Olga Kurylenko to look sexy is like asking me to eat a bag of mini Snickers.  It just comes naturally.   Whatever.  I didn’t even write that last sentence but Olga is still hot.

The Roundup

Mya Harrison in a bikini is a good thing – [Donchavez]
Suzanne O’Bryde looks pretty good in the nude – [Attugirls]
A group of amateurs you don’t want to miss – [Funtasticus]
An excellent round of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Yurizan Beltran gives a lap dance – [Boobieblog]
Tara Reid’s amazing deflated ass pics – [Drunkenstepfather]
Click a chick is an internet phenomenon – [Busted Coverage]

“I am a professional model and actress currently living in Orlando, Florida.  I am in the process of expanding my portfolio and I am interested in doing so through the connections I make.”

This is what it says on Shanna Marie McLaughlin’s model profile.   What you can’t see is a really really ugly picture of her and how I’m dumbfounded at how hot she looks now.  What a great piece of work her plastic surgeon did on her.

And as such she’s now the current Playmate of the month.  Way to go Shanna!

Click on the photo for more hump day hotties

Want to know why I would have sex with the one in the green?  Because screw her that’s why.  Even being the worst one in this group something tells me she really cares about her blow jobs.  I could just tell.  It’s a gift.

The Roundup

Another fine edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Bree Daniels fits into the “cute girl” role well – [The Beer Goggler]
Adriana Lima swimsuit pics – [Don Chavez]
Click a picture, get yourself a hot chick – [Busted Coverage]
Busty Miss July Shanna Marie McLaughlin – [Boobie Blog]
Just look at the title of this website – [Bestbosoms]
Mega Gallery of phenom Diora Baird and her bod – [Nextround]
The 100 hottest women from New Jersey – [Brobible]

I can’t even begin to discuss how illegally hot Rhian Sugden is.  Seriously it’s not even close to being fair.   I don’t even like blonds!  Seriously, I don’t.  But Rhian?  Not only would I make an exception but if she told me to literally eat feces off of a 600 lb man after he ran a mile I would easily do it just to go down on her.

Yup,  I’d do it….

It’s been a long and windy road with me and Keeley Hazell.   I knew this chick before she was famous.  I knew this chick before the sex tape.  I knew her when she wasn’t even known by anyone.

And what do I get for this knowledge?  Um.  Just writing that I still love her and that she has possibly the best tits in the history of the world.

Thanks Keeley!

Click on the photo for a bevvy of sexy memories

If there’s one thing I would like to do (other than have sex with these gals) it would be to be the guy behind the camera.  Can you imagine going back in time and having a lovely time with these ladies.

The Roundup

Playboy pics from Amber Elise – [Attugirls]
Another fine edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Patrice Hollis has got some cans – [The Smoking Jacket]
Katie Cleary poses in a bikini – [Don Chavez]
Lorrna Morgan and Gianna Michaels undress – [Boobieblog]
Ashlyn Letizzia is ridiculously hot – [Morazzia]
It’s your daily piece of ass! – [Dailypoa]