Click on the photo to see Jelena Jensen in a tight top (and less)

I think it’s pretty safe to say that I’d go out on a date with Jelena.  Whether she’d go with me is the true question of the hour.  Would be very hard to have a reasonable conversation with her without staring at her tits the whole time.

The Roundup

Kristin Cavallari is in her underwear – [Attugirls]
Brianna Frost in a sexy tease video for your review – [Don Chavez]
Giulia Olivetti looks great in a bikini – [DJ Mick]
Leia Freitas naked for  H Extremo – [NSFW POA]
Victoria’s Secret offers NFL apparel – [Ted Williams Head]
Judita is in the top 2% of hottest girls in the country – [Bugehoobs]
Dealing with all of the hump day hotties – [Funtasticus]

Honestly this woman is what I call a 5 second woman.  5 seconds inside her and her looking at you?  I dare you not to finish.  It’s basically impossible.

That is all.

Never have I seen a woman who I’ve had zero respect for yet the utmost respect for at the same time.  Zero respect because I really don’t think Katie Price does ANYTHING for a live.  So much respect because I’ve never seen someone utilize their breasts to make an entire career.

Book signing?  What in God’s name is she writing about?  The guide to making a career out of tits and looking MILFy?  I hope so.

Doesn’t she look like the perfect adulterer though?  Yes, she does.

Why of course this makes me happy!  Because if there weren’t females willing to volunteer their breasts for services like these then I’m not sure where we’d be in this world.  Probably in a place where there’d be a lot more sexual frustration.

Not that I’m not completely frustrated now.  Remember, I’m married and my wife hasn’t got a clue about this site.  Ain’t life grand?

Perhaps you can find girls like this at FLING, you never know

Click on the photo for more of Kirsty Gallacher

This chick used to be a sports reporter.  Would be nice if all sports reporters looked like Kirsty.  Now she just looks like a MILF.   There’s certainly nothing wrong with that either.  Man I would love to bang a hot 60-year-old.  Yes, 60.

The Roundup

The very chesty Aimee Kamp – [Bugehoobs]
Model Lara Stone poses in Playboy France – [NSFW POA]
Sophie Turner wants (and deserves) more attention – [Don Chavez]
Another fine episode of hotties in the wild – [Double Viking]
A nice mixed bag of breasty girls – [Funtasticus]
Click the picture, make your selection of a babe – [Bustedcoverage]
A gigantic set of boobs for the beach – [Boobieblog]
Wow, get a glimpse of Molina Rojel, WOW – [Sublime Blog]

If there’s one reason to move to Poland it’s to find chicks like Iga Wyrwal.  I mean are you kidding me with this broad?  Honestly I think that you have to be.  To have breasts like that (natural mind you) should be a crime.

I’m guessing those kinds of cans have causes way more crimes and accidents on the road than the lowest scum of the earth human beings.

Good God….

Honestly how badly does that guy need to be me?  Talk about Pipes.  Good Lord.   Yeah they might sag a bit when her shirt is off but when Penelope Piper is smushing them together it’s a glorious day.

Oh that and the fact that she can take like 8 guys at a time.  I thoroughly enjoy that.

I used to debate the battle in my head.  I used to ponder it relentlessly.  But now?  Now I think Rosie Jones is my clear skinny girl with huge cans number 1.  Who used to hold the crown?  It was Keeley Hazell.  And let’s not forget that Lucy Pinder is my all time favorite but she’s not that skinny.

Plus the fact that Rosie is only 20 years old?  I mean life can’t be this unfair can it?  I don’t know man.  Perhaps it can.

Who knows though.  Maybe I can meet a Rosie Jones if I tried hard enough.

Props.  Who cares?  Seriously.  Who in the hell gives a shit about a prop?  I tell you who.  All those perverts out there who you can make a ton of money off of.    Seems that today there’s a genre for just about every damned thing in the world.  So why not have girls carrying guns?  It’s just wonderful.

Hell most of the girls you’ll see below could shoot me in the foot and I wouldn’t care.  Like at all.

Click on the photo for more of Natalia Salloum

Not sure what Natalia Salloum ethnicity is but it is certainly working for her isn’t it?  I would like to work for her.  I’d like to work in every single way possible.  Actually it just means I want to go down on her.  Thanks.

The Roundup

Like I could ever get tired of Lucy Pinder – [NSFWPoa]
Kelly Carrington is in chains – [Attugirls]
Awesome edition of backshift babes for your pleasure – [DJ Mick]
Victoria Beckham posing in Vogue – [Don Chavez]
Another fine episode of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Anna Lovato looks great in jeans (and no shirt) – [Babescabinet]
In case you missed the wild girls of Friday – [Funtasticus]
A gigantic set of beach boobs – [Boobieblog]